F3 is peer-led. That means that if you don't like your results, take it up with yourself, bucko. Still, coffee doesn't make itself, so we have a few guys who we give some semblance of responsibility to every now and then.
Nanta'an and AO The Woods Site Q: Straight Racket
He's the Q of our Region and Site Q of our flagship AO. It's his problem. When we first showed up and started doing this, Straight Racket was the oldest and most experienced – and most days he still is – so we decided to defer to his wisdom and dictatorship.
Weasel Shaker: Redline
"Shakes the weasels" and makes sure everyone is doing what they are supposed to do. Loves spreadsheets, rules, and details. Keeps the ear to the ground and finger on the pulse of the PAX. Redline doesn't care to annoy people to make sure they do things "the right way," whatever that means.
1st F Q: Hydro
Ensures the smooth running of the AOS. He makes sure that Site Qs are doing their jobs and gets people lined up to Q throughout the month. Hydro once brought a bunch of logs to a workout and made us carry them like lumberjacks, and he said that he would hit us with one if we ever missed a Q we signed up for. (Only part of that last sentence is untrue.)
2nd F Q: Kingpin
Mr. Party Pants. Whether it be Happy Hour, family picnics, or social outings, this is your guy. Kingpin enjoys reliving his high school popularity by posting on Slack about all of the fun stuff he is out doing and telling us we probably would be better off if we did fun stuff as well every now and then.
3rd F Q: Chicken Chaplain
Understands the needs and wants of his PAX. His role is the essence of F3 - Male COMMUNITY leadership. We have nothing snarky to say about Chicken Chaplain, he is the real deal.
AO The Nomads Co-Site-Q's - Strings and Sinkhole
These guys team up to ensure that our weekly ruck site stays fresh with new and exciting rucking opportunities. We won't talk about that time in the park where one wrong turn would have led us to...